Can a rock be religious experience?

[PainKillaX]

Maybe.

[f3rr37]

I see a penguin.

[Fallschirmjäger]

Penguin.

[Rapier1772]

I think rocks can be religious experience in the same way foxholes can.

When someone is shooting at you and you are using either/both to hide - there are no atheists


PS: other

[Reverend Herc]

:agree:

[Esteves]

Paper beats rock (except as cover under fire.)

[Cyberfly]

If the rock fell from the heavens and either SnK or Valorius were under it when it made a loud and thunderous >WHUMP!< then YES!! It CAN be a religious experience...

[blueorison]

OMG YOU STOLE MY FREAKIN ROCK, BRO.

NOT COOL.

THAT THING WAS SUB-SUB-MOA AT 1000 YDS, JUST LIKE MY SHOOTING

AND DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY SHOOTING

BECAUSE I USED TO BE AN EX-AIRSOFTER FROM BEFORE I SHOT A REAL GUN

DO I NEED TO CALL A MODERATOR OVER HERE TO DELETE YOUR POSTS

ALSO, BRB GOING TO REPOST THIS SAME POST WITH DIFFERENT LETTERING ON MULTIPLE THREADS.


OH YAH. IF YOU DELETE THE "OTHER" OPTION, JUST BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE VOTED FOR IT AND YOU WANTED THE VOTE TO COME OUT HOW YOU WANTED IT, I WILL ALSO CALL A MODERATOR.

BUT LIKE, IF NO MODERATOR COMES, I WILL CALL BUFFMAN. UNTIL MY CAPSLOCKS BREAKS.

[Rapier1772]

I USED TO BE AN EX-AIRSOFTER FROM BEFORE I SHOT A REAL GUN

This means you're back to being an airsofter again right? Just trying to clarify.

[ShockedNKansas]

OMG YOU STOLE MY FREAKIN ROCK, BRO.

NOT COOL.

THAT THING WAS SUB-SUB-MOA AT 1000 YDS, JUST LIKE MY SHOOTING

AND DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY SHOOTING

BECAUSE I USED TO BE AN EX-AIRSOFTER FROM BEFORE I SHOT A REAL GUN

DO I NEED TO CALL A MODERATOR OVER HERE TO DELETE YOUR POSTS

ALSO, BRB GOING TO REPOST THIS SAME POST WITH DIFFERENT LETTERING ON MULTIPLE THREADS.


OH YAH. IF YOU DELETE THE "OTHER" OPTION, JUST BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE VOTED FOR IT AND YOU WANTED THE VOTE TO COME OUT HOW YOU WANTED IT, I WILL ALSO CALL A MODERATOR.

BUT LIKE, IF NO MODERATOR COMES, I WILL CALL BUFFMAN. UNTIL MY CAPSLOCKS BREAKS.

[blueorison]

Your meme completely fails.

I have a suggestion; learn to meme.

Also, I'm sober! I rarely drink, unless a pretty lady buys me one. Or Greenberg. Same difference. :laugh:

[Cyberfly]

Your meme completely fails.

I have a suggestion; learn to meme.

Also, I'm sober! I rarely drink, unless a pretty lady buys me one. Or Greenberg. Same difference. :laugh:

:lmao:
I peed a little...

For a moment I thought maybe you had been on a cookie binge again! :p

[Rapier1772]

All caps from Blue usually indicates a COOKIEZ binge. But this one has too much sarcasm in it so I am guessing it was not actually cookie motivated - but that is only a guess.

Smeg! Fly beat me to the cookie remark :p

[Cyberfly]

:p

[flyingirish04]

:p

Is there any other way to eat someones cookies???

:twss:

[ShockedNKansas]

I rarely drink, unless a pretty lady buys me one.

1) I rarely drink

+

2) Unless a pretty lady buys me one

=

3) I rarely have a pretty lady buy me a drink


Sorry bro.

[Cyberfly]

Cause equals effect.
In order for the pretty lady to purchase him a drink, he would have to actually be in a drinking establishment. blue doesn't frequent drinking establishments, therefore, its a VERY rare thing for ANYBODY to buy him a drink, much less a 'pretty lady'.
So you can see the problem...

[f3rr37]

Tread lightly my friends...

[Hobknob]

Tip toe...tip toe

That's actually a boulder.

..it's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget! I like that boulder! That is a nice boulder!

[Cyberfly]

Tread lightly my friends...

Actually, I think the quote is:
"Stay thirsty my friends..."


I'm just saying...

[blueorison]

All my future comments on this thread will be about the rock, pictured.

The rock.

It is not shiney enough.

Are you sure you photoshopped, real good, in MSPaint?

[jgreenberg01]

I rarely drink, unless a pretty lady buys me one. Or Greenberg. Same difference. :laugh:

I'm not quite sure what to make of that. :ponder:

[CenCalSplicer]

I rarely drink, unless a pretty lady buys me one. Or Greenberg. Same difference. :laugh:

I'm not quite sure what to make of that. :ponder:

Just picture 3 O'clock and everything will work itself out.

[jgreenberg01]

Thanks, I feel much better now!

[Shaokhano]

It depends did the voice of god talk to you from the rock. Let's say you see a burning bush and you hear the voice of god coming from you. That is a religious experience, but if the rock is talking to you and it isn't the voice of god then no you are just nuts.

[Cyberfly]

Oooohhhh. Thats a good point.


Wait.

How do you know if the voice you are hearing is the voice of God, or just the voice of say...I dunno, Justin Beiber?? How do we know God doesn't sound like a teenage singing sensation? Cuz, you know, when you think about it, God can make himself sound like anybody he wants, right? Cuz, technically, he created Justin Beiber. And Ozzy. So he could sound like Ozzy too. Or Bart Simpson.
Of course, if I were God and I wanted to talk to somebody, I'd come across as Fran Drescher cuz she's hawt and I'd get their attention, cuz they'd be picturing her in something skimpy or nekkid, and with a nasaly voice like hers, you couldn't ignore it.
Or maybe a Darth Vader voice...Shaokhano, I am your father! LOL!! But no, seriously, how do you know if its God or just another voice in your noggin?
I mean, I used to hear voices all the time, and thought I was crazy, but one of the voices was a therapist and declared me totally sane, so I'm good... :thumb:

[Rapier1772]

What if God sounded like Carol Channing?

[jgreenberg01]

22 second mark.



/final word

[flyingirish04]

Always knew God was a screamer.




Show off...

[Cyberfly]

What if God sounded like Carol Channing?

Oh, no. NO, no, no.
Then it would be SATAN.
Someone would be messing with you.


Evil rock. EVIL! Destroy it!! :wall: